Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Breakthrough science technology

Folks, I just want you all to know you've been parenting your children totally & completely wrong. You see, you're missing one critical element to your parenting style. You hold the key to sucess for your children--simply by paying a large sum of money (not sure how much, they don't give any information without contact info) to have a complete gene profile that will tell you all of your child's strengths and weaknesses. Does it sound too good to be true? Like something from a science fiction novel? Nope---it's for real. At least that's what he says on the website.

http://www.mychildtalentprofile.com/

Genetic profiling at it's best, folks. sign up now and I'll give you a discount on the next psycho-developmental assessment I perform. Oh wait, I don't charge extra for the psych-developmental assesment, or the speech/language assessment, or the physical development assessment--or the running records, anecdotal note taking, generalized observations, dialogue and thinking/re-thinking that goes into developing an individual education experience based on your child's interests and enthusiasm.....wonder what gene enthusiasm is correlated with?

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